You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
