So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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