Buhtt sex?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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