I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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