White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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