when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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