hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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