The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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