Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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