Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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