You surviving the open bar?
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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