can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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