Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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