Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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