spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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