You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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