I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Randomize
