I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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