Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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