I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
