And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Still dying that you shit outside
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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