If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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