So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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