Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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