Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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