I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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