Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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