Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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