***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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