i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She bit a glass in half.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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