I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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