what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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