Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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