I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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