: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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