My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It's Friday. Sex?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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