I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I am one with the molecules
Everclear isn't food dammit
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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