I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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