I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize