you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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