You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I have tasted many bathrooms
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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