david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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