um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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