We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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