erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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