she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
