question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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