I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just tell him i said nine months
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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