I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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