Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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