what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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