I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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