gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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