Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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