How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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