Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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