420 ftw
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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