i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Randomize
