And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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