How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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