How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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