Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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